lIlIlIlIlIlIl@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 17 hours agoSorry, but I’m bringing my iced coffee to the job interviewwww.theguardian.comexternal-linkmessage-square60linkfedilinkarrow-up196arrow-down18
arrow-up188arrow-down1external-linkSorry, but I’m bringing my iced coffee to the job interviewwww.theguardian.comlIlIlIlIlIlIl@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 17 hours agomessage-square60linkfedilink
minus-squarecattywampas@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·14 hours agoIt’s fine we’ll just turn some hyphens sideways.
minus-square🌞 Alexander Daychilde 🌞@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·14 hours agoSure, that|s a great way to save apostrophe|s.
minus-squareCanajan@piefed.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·13 hours agoYou can’t just do that, there’s a lot of paperwork involved.
minus-squaresome_kind_of_guy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-211 hours agoNo, I’ve got a guy who can easily get me that kind of stuff. Semicolons, demicolons, tax-free umlauts, sawed-off em dashes. It’s all available for a paltry sum, just don’t ask him how he gets his stuff.
minus-squareBehindetheClouds@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·9 minutes agoGot any asterisks?
It’s fine we’ll just turn some hyphens sideways.
Sure, that|s a great way to save apostrophe|s.
You can’t just do that, there’s a lot of paperwork involved.
No, I’ve got a guy who can easily get me that kind of stuff. Semicolons, demicolons, tax-free umlauts, sawed-off em dashes. It’s all available for a paltry sum, just don’t ask him how he gets his stuff.
Got any asterisks?