No, I’ve got a guy who can easily get me that kind of stuff. Semicolons, demicolons, tax-free umlauts, sawed-off em dashes. It’s all available for a paltry sum, just don’t ask him how he gets his stuff.

we feel safer around humans than in the ocean with a shark

Speak for yourself!

Looks over shoulder

Whispers: “numpty”

Runs away

Site map

Me to

@[email protected] verdict?

Getting the blood to come out is the hardest part! You know what to do next!

It’s groovy. Just, far out

Worth it for Shrimp Jesus

There was a guy that got fired a few years ago because he kept installing waifu mouse cursors on our management boxes

How do to get mangnent

It’s only 1 more digit than a SSN. Could give everyone a barcode for convenience

Ok, name and unix epoch timestamp

My dad was a zippo. Ran out for cigs one day and never came back

All works are derivative

I’m less inclined to believe that than the OP

They’re spending money on this pollution? What a loser

Just demonstrating an incorrect use of POV 😅