And generate SO MUCH waste

I’ve never had a cup of coffee from a Keurig that didn’t taste burnt, and wasn’t a pain in the ass to get get working to begin with

I still fully believe someone did this all as a joke, people fell for it and plastic surgeons or just laughing their asses off all the way to the bank

I prob should have cross-posted to dull men’s club

Mine would be too boring for Dull Men’s Club…

• Brands: Likely prefers Logitech peripherals

• Departments: Novelty socks

• Brands: Likely values cable management and organization

• Interests & Hobbies: Likely builds and maintains custom computers

• Departments: Computer Components

• Departments: Hot sauces

• Departments: Gaming Accessories

• Home & Family: Likely has an outdoor space

• Departments: Lawn and yard Care

• Product Preferences: Shops from men’s clothing departments

• Departments: Emergency preparedness

• Brands: Likes Anker for charging solutions

• Home & Family: Likely has a garage

• Interests & Hobbies: Plays video games

• Product Preferences: Consistently repurchases favorite snack

• Product Preferences: Prioritizes sweat managements products

• Brands: Prefers SweatBlock for antiperspirant products

• Product Preferences: Build home audio system over time

• Departments: Home audio equipment

• Product Preferences: Likely favors ergonomic computer peripherals

I’ve read (unsubstantiated) rumors of how they routinely allow ads of AI generated CP so this is totally on point for them

Allegedly they used Doom to desensitize soldiers?

Think of the childred has never meant what they want you to think it means

They’re less concerned about growth than they are bottom line

1st Amendment

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

A nice mix of things the orange pedo and his lackies have been stripping away.

They’re probably not supposed to talk about it publicly, but ICE thugs are fucking stupid.

One more thing iSSe isn’t supposed to do publicly, like show their faces

Well yeah, but I was more thinking of being in a public area

LPT if it’s not a urinal, dap the tip with a piece of toilet paper

Because they’re too busy making everything stepsomething

The only real difference is that a Magic 8-Ball doesn’t cost billions and trillions

A magic 8-ball doesn’t double my electric bill and cause massive droughts to cool

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But won’t anyone think of all the lost revenue for these companies who purposely made it exceptionally difficult to cancel subscriptions

/s

I have a coworker who isn’t that bad, but I wouldn’t out it past her.

1. Her younger kids aren’t vaccinated…I dunno about the 18 yr old. She is one of those “I listen to my body” nutjobs because she read it in her FB mommy group or whatever propaganda outlets she subscribes to to

2. My uncle is final stages pancreatic cancer. She legit thought it was a valid suggestion to ask if he’s looked into invermectin and fenben because “research” shows it’s actually “curing” cancers. I legit stopped talking to her for a while after that. But out of morbid curiosity I did look into it and it’s a few sporadic wackos making unsubstantiated claims online.

You can tell you won the argument when the other person starts shouting over you, starts attacking your intelligence or character and storms out.

The flag doesn’t offend me. The dickless chuds who wave it around 24/7 and have to wear it on at least 1 article of clothing at every moment in time claiming that what equates to less than a mild inconvenience or otherwise does NOT impact their lives at all is a fundamental infringement upon their personal freedoms while blindly supporting the an authoritative govt stripping away freedoms from. 25% of the country…

…that’s what does

My last place used to do position budgeting based on previous year’s pay hours. Which may sound good on paper for stable departments but…

2016: 4 people in the position who worked fulltime throughout the year. Their budget for 2017 is 4.0

2017: 1 employee left in July. But due to bureaucracy it took 6 months to even try to get the position posted. Calculated pay hours for the year were 3.5 so that’s the employee budget for 2018.

2018: 3 employees still in the position doing the workload of 4. In February the position finally gets to the employment board but since their budget is 3.5 they’re only approved to post a part-time position. Takes 4 months to get it posted, applicants and interviews. By August the position is finally filled with a part-time worker. One of the original 3 is finally sick of the BS and leaves in October. Calculated pay hours is 2.95 for the year and so budgeted 3.0 for 2019.

2019: Current budget is 3.0, they try to get approval to backfill the employee who left in October but current staffing is 2.5, they won’t allow 2 PT employees so they’re able to negotiate converting the PT to FT, which becomes effective in April. Calculating payroll throughout the year with the status change, the budget going into 2020 is 2.8 which means they’ll never get back to 4 employees.

This is a VERY realistic scenario which lead to once easy going departments becoming staffed with burned out, bitter employees.