Also out there somewhere is an article about a comment section of a reddit post that talks about this article.

They DID get deported back to New Zealand and became shepherds again…

When people ask why I need machine guns and explosives, I feel they don’t understand the realities of fishing in America.

I mean, if it would keep unhinged conservatives off planes and out of airports, I’m onboard with pushing this propaganda.

3 Democrats considered great, Clinton getting average recognition, neither of the Bushes get a mention, no Reagan.

Bravo! this is quite the shitty post

Idaho is the potato state for a reason. That reason is that potatoes have a longer life expectancy than their children on average.

techno music

we’re back in the 90s and any song that uses synthesized instruments is “techno”

edit: formatting

why make trillions when we could make… billions? - Microsoft

Jaws theme but all you hear is a rattly bass and the windows close to breaking

I’m picturing the selection process for pilots to be the same as Battlefield games where it’s first person to get in the vehicle.

“I want to go on something more thrilling than Delta 1628 with service to LA!”