Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

Classic MacOS on clearly an x86 desktop. Absurd.

Oh, noble darkness, I’m turning into my father watching WWII movies!

Until my dying breath

I believe you have my red floppy.

I just play games all day on company time. Fucking loser.

“But it’s square, and it’s not floppy.” One hundred fake internet points if you can identify the movie the quote comes from (not the clip!).