President Donald Trump left countless onlookers aghast Sunday after publishing three dozen bizarre online posts in the span of two hours, one of which suggested the United States owned the moon.“Something is very wrong with the president,” wrote Tom Nichols, staff writer for The Atlantic, in a socia...
Throughout history, no land claim has been valid without pissing on it. No one from America has pissed on the moon, therefore cannot claim ownership of it.
I believe the Apollo astronauts did leave bags of human waste on the moon which may have contained urine. Probably need more specific criteria than just “American urine touched the moon’s surface”.
Throughout history, no land claim has been valid without pissing on it. No one from America has pissed on the moon, therefore cannot claim ownership of it.
I believe the Apollo astronauts did leave bags of human waste on the moon which may have contained urine. Probably need more specific criteria than just “American urine touched the moon’s surface”.
That’s why none builds in the middle of the desert. Too hot, dehydrated, no piss. It all makes total sense.
You just piss a salt crystal. Hurts like hell but still technically meets the criterion.
That’s how they founded Phoenix.