Oh if I could leave my body you know I’d never come back. That fucker is on their own from here on out!
Seriously. I can cast myself anywhere in the cosmos. Last thing I’m going to be thinking is, “let me pop by my broken body for a 10-hour shift to cover the bills!”
I’m trans and literally this was my motivation for wanting to learn astral projection as a kid. I tried really hard, had all these books about learning psychic powers… I thought I was missing something, I was worried that maybe it wasn’t working because I didn’t have a soul…
Now I realize that it was indeed not working because I don’t have a soul, no one has a soul, astral projection and psychic powers are bullshit… It was never going to work.
Go to the spirit world and never return.
It’s okay you are just the brain and some nerves. The rest of the body is just for providing nutrients. Time to leave this system.
The rest of the body is just for providing nutrients
And access to yuri, also vital to life.
I’m already an expert at disassociation.
I like my job but I’d still like to try astral projection if I could!
Same
No fair. This technique is for those of us who need to escape torturous misery. You’re just hoarding happiness at this point!
Coping mechanisms are becoming increasingly elaborate with the advancement of time.
How do I do astral projection?
First you must master the art of lucid dreaming. Come back and let me know when you’ve mastered that. Then I’ll tell you the next step.
Is that how one skips finale 4?
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Do you want to like revolting? Or did you omit some punctuation?
Can we, like, revolt already?
“Astral projection” is just drinking so much you can’t stand straight (see image)
