Even at 10 years old i couldnt believe they allowed that to come out

You can just shout “I DECLARE STATELESSNESS” as youre boarding the plane/boat/train

Yeah fuck nature. Domesticated cat is the sweet spot.

Outside free to roam a fairly safe territory and then snuggles and guaranteed food and shelter pretty much on command.

Ditto dog, but they’ve got a slightly less sweet deal.

Was so excited to come to the comments and learn more about duckrape.

Now I feel called out

Would it be possible to release episodic games like the telltale series, then take the most common choice paths and use those as the framework for the next season or something like that?

If there’s a way they can use it to tie-in with the games in a unique, sort-of-interactive experience that will drag casuals into the ecosystem from the TV shows then that has potential to be something great, and at least exciting to be a part of.

If they’re just looking to make 3 seasons of The Banjo Kazooie Show then…

I literally havent considered that. Probs should. It was really fun for me for a short while, but I never wanted to share my creations or pass it off as my own.

“Make a tank out of liqorice allsorts but have Big Bird hanging out the top using a stick of liquorice as a cigar” “hahahahaha thats really funny”.

It got boring fast though.

You need to build the BRONZE ROOM. We need the BRONZE ROOM to progress. To build the BRONZE ROOM we need to mine BRONZE. You know where to mine BRONZE? Its in the bronze cave to the north. Go to the bronze cave and mine 5 pieces of BRONZE to build the BRONZE ROOM.

Finish dialogue. Dialogue from your party member immediately starts up.

Guess we better go mine some BRONZE if we want to build the BRONZE ROOM. Where did he say it was again? The bronze cave! To the north! Theres no time to waste - lets get that BRONZE!

Finish dialogue. Walk towards the bronze cave. Party member drags you back into dialogue. No option.

we’ve finally made it to the bronze cave! This is where we will find the BRONZE that we need to make the BRONZE ROOM. Lets go mine some quick so we can build the BRONZE ROOM.

Walk into the bronze cave. See the veins of bronze. Walk near them.

Hey look! See that rock? Thats filled with BRONZE. Didnt the quest giver say we needed some BRONZE? Lets mine some now!

Hit the rock with your pickaxe a few times until it disappears.

wow we just mined some BRONZE. It will come in useful for lots of things, plus we can build the BRONZE ROOM using it! How many did he say we needed? Oh yeah! We need 5 bits of BRONZE! Lets hurry and mine the rest so we can build the BRONZE ROOM.

Mine 4 more bronze

Well done! We finally have enough BRONZE to make the BRONZE ROOM! Lets get back and build the BRONZE ROOM right away!

Go back to base. See the mayor/questgiver

Ah youre back, and you’ve finally gathered enough BRONZE to build the BRONZE ROOM! Lets quickly build the BRONZE ROOM.

Put the blocks down in the required order.

Hooray! We finally have a BRONZE ROOM. Unfortunately this level isnt finished yet. Not until you go back to the beginning of this loop and replace BRONZE with SILVER and go through the whole rigmarole again. Then do it again with GOLD. You might think by the time you get to gold we’ll trust that you have the learning capacity of a chimp and will be able to figure it out on your own, but no, we’re going to force you to read dialogue and hold your hand every step of the way.

Its a fantastic game, honestly, but then they decided you should be spending about 80% of your playtime mashing the button to skip the dialogue.

The stings are just like a parent punishing the child so it doesnt do the dangerous thing any more?

Did you start the game before inviting your friends to the lobby? I bet they’re the sort who press x to cancel the countdown.

Do we have stats for how many sharks fucked by humans per year?

I want to say zero, but I know in my heart it wont be zero.

Who’s saying it will create more jobs? I’ve literally never heard that claimed anywhere. Someones probably saying it, presumably, but that’s not at all even once what I’ve heard.

Either AI will prove incapable of replacing us, and we keep the same amount of jobs as we currently do, or it will replace us. Horses never really found that much work after we developed the combustion engine…

https://youtu.be/AgqEIp2YmtE?is=uJ8W8CjcOYYJY73O

Was a solid job for a few years

Toasted subs. When you hotbox the gimp suit.

Me : Can I still conduct my transaction with you in the kess convenient way to save me money?

Company : mmmmmmm…no. We had to fire all the staff there, they were too expensive.

I tried it once, in the early times. They hadn’t figured out the scaling at all. Lady was supposed to come sit in your face.

She didn’t get closer, she got bigger. Much bigger.

Would be phenomenal for the giantess crowd. Scared me off for life.

Edit : nobody press the arrows now leave it there

Maybe its a way of filtering people like that out?

If you’re so specific and irrational in your demands I’m not going to want to meet you anyway. Like setting your height to 5"11 specifically to avoid the kinds of women who absolutely insist on minimum 6ft

Thats my ideal for fishing. Im apparently great at it though. Fish fucking love jumping on my hook. I dont even want to catch one, I feel awful guilty about hurting them like that just for a day out.

Does it have a microphone on it?

I hadn’t seen one for a few years until today. Then this pops up on my feed.

I am vaguely and generally suspicious