ah, so the solution is just “don’t have autism”, got it.

well, I have little faith in the current administration being the one responsible for a new breakthrough in the curing of autism (unless that breakthrough is gas chambers), and academia is moving away overseas anyhow now, so I guess that’s not happening.

help, when I do this I encounter sociopaths who view this “being nice” as weakness and an invitation to manipulate me; is there a trick to this?

about the same time the FBI shows up to the orgy I would assume.

I seriously and unironically believe whatever web developer has the gall, the temerity to imply that a news article in plain fucking text is an “Experience™”, and then fuck up loading that plain text, something webpages have been able to do flawlessly since the invention of the web, should be taken out back and shot.

giving up facebook and instagram is, contrary to your assertion, actually a higher standard of living than being on them.

Think of all the brain cells you don’t kill! The arguments you don’t have! The data you don’t give the Zuck for free! It’s its own reward, really.

Silly fella forgot he was only supposed to be dead on the inside, working at Walmart.

God is dead and we killed him.

I mean, it could help you with your prostate if you use it wrong enough.

Naturally.

Repeat after me: a computer can never be held accountable, therefor a computer must absolutely fucking not be part of the decision making process of a kill chain.

Jesus Christ.

Thank God someone added the red circle. I might’ve missed the bright orange sticker with block lettering.

Weed helps a lot with this, for me.

uwu

good god just go AWAY already, jackass.

I have autism and patience

Please be.

every now and again, I think back to this website, and I smile just a little. It was already a site I found amusing before last year, and now, whenever I think about it and visit, all I hear in my head is “not anymore you don’t, fucker”

so you can just straight up fucking lie in political ads now

Now, I could be wrong, but uh… hasn’t that always been the case?

two can play at this game, and I am experienced: you are now manually breathing. You are aware of where your tongue sits in your mouth, brushing against your teeth. You now notice you can always see your nose. You’re also aware of the way your clothes feel against your skin, including your shirt tag.

<3

next, they’ll be telling us “wait, guys… his skin, it looks orange!” like it’s news

sure, there’s lots of fish in the sea – but the sea is also fucking massive, and full of hungry sharks that look like other fish. At a certain point, going in the water is not, can not be worth it.