Have you gathered everyone around and chanted “his name is <coworker’s name>” for each coworker?

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Is this one of those suction units?

You never know until you try!

If someone from Japan calls it an inconvenience, it means it’s actually fucking terrible.

Long ago I learned in an economics class that business is all about exploitation of underprivileged populations. From indigenous people to slaves to poor citizens to “third-world” countries.

Corporations are running out of people to exploit globally, so the idea of infinite artificial labor is the holy grail of cost optimization.