That list of murican wars was too easy. It would be more fun if it was a list of wars started in the 21 century. Or against Asian countries. Need some kind of constraint to make it slightly hard.

So funny

You should tell your dog that donuts and other unhealthy snacks are only allowed on weekends. Instant diet hack!

Is that an actual movie? Sounds like the sequel to Idiocracy. Or a sequel to current real world events. I’ve been having trouble telling apart these things.

Do you need a patent for that? Can you even patent something so silly and trivial?

Microsoft has enough things to be ashamed of, do you think one govt score and a fine of 100M would change any of that?

Hey fellow interneter, can I join you at screaming at the clouds?

Only the owner’s son is allowed to, and his cousin, and his wife’s friend. But everybody knows that and just fix their mistakes. They’re such a sport, is this wholesome? /S

Yep but you also get a chance to get shot when you’re poor. And you don’t get to go home when you’re done.

The onion is nothing compared to real headlines

There’s no fauna left there anyways, best thing I can get you is dead chicken in KFC.

Now do it with the orange man. Or jk Rowling.

That data shows you’re as likely to die at 25, 55 or 75. That sucks.

A bit more likely to die at 40 rather than younger or older. That sucks real bad.