please don’t do that again

the thought of it made me cum so hard that it ripped through my jeans, ricocheted and blinded my roommate

can you still buy drugs in the mail with any of that stuff

like, I don’t see the point of cryptocurrency otherwise

literally every crypto headline I’ve seen for the last 6-7 years: rugpull, tax fraud, rugpull, scam, identity theft, scam, GPU market fuckup, scam, rugpull

penus

oh goodness this is exciting

mum broke her goddamn .vimrc again

oh my fucking god

just dial the doomsday clock to 1am, because we’ll probably miss it anyway if it’s up to a few morons and glorified predictive text, both seemingly in “fucking kill everything” mode

I normally just skip keygen

it’s such a hassle

besides, it means I can connect from anywhere

no one checks the ssh port on prod anyway

when last did you play it?

I played it while high earlier this year and managed to kinda figure it out because the tutorials were helpful enough

granted

I just wanted to build shit and kill shit, so I picked one of the easier game mode options

I think you can sidestep the more difficult survival/crafting mechanics if you want

that’s if my memory holds up

I might have been playing donkey kong or some shit

Here in South Africa, they’re rolling out similar surveillance infrastructure.

Not as advanced as flock, but invasive enough. Protected by “but, crime”. Backlash isn’t widespread enough yet.

It’s called Vumacam. Their CEO is literally called Richard Croock. Dick Crook is meant to help stop crime in South Africa. Fucking kak movie.

The country is going through a brutal energy crisis, but no, it’s okay we can leave the cameras and the data processing centres on because they solve a negligible amount of crime, sometimes.

I can ramble on about this, but I just want to say, if it means anything, that I am proud of you Americans standing up to this bullshit. Sometimes using those things as literal target practice. Gives me hope in humanity.

I don’t know how to rhyme ‘apply clamp to testicles and suspend’

too many syllables

idk how to write haikus either

Squatting over the side of the starting-podium and blasting a ten thousand PSI shitstream into the shark infested waters is the only winning strategy, Jesse. Don’t be brave.

Trump strait tweaking

ain’t never stop shitting myself in public since I popped em 2 trump percs last week

um yeah, that’s not hard to prove, you can check my torrent history

im so sorry lila

but I ripped a gravity bong before I saw this

you did not stand a chance

instead of casting a net, dump raw sewage

best way to catch em