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Cake day: January 28th, 2024

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  • Couldn’t the chicken just stay on his side of the road?

    Couldn’t the other guy walking into the bar also duck?

    Couldn’t the person knocking on the door just give their normal government name?

    Couldn’t people just give me an adequate amount of time to high five them? :(


  • Yeah and when you spend enough time staring at black light posters (to stay on theme), you realize the distinctions are much blurrier than you thought, man.

    I hope this lamp has some comforting epiphanies when he learns that the powerplant providing his electricity is run by oxidizing carbon atoms whose oxidation state was reduced by the same sun that he admires.


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    I have renauds syndrome where my hands and feet are usually dead blocks of ice like a corpse that the Donner party couldn’t eat because it got too cold.

    My feet are so hairy that I often wonder what utopia of a world I would live in if Lord of the Rings never existed.

    I’m with you on being skeptical of the claim that hairy toes are a sign of good circulation.




  • Yeah. For the record, I’ve been implicitly asking for all information everytime I click any link to any comments on any post. I have been doing this for about 25 years of my life so everyone who has over shared any facts about anything anywhere on the internet within that time frame is except from this rodent via my implicit asking.