Several employees within OpenAI believe their technology has rendered math dead anyway, according to people who have spoken with them.

They do believe a lot of things about their magic word machine.

A little blood is ok for a night shift job or work-from-coffin.

Ok, now will they actually staff the registers? Because every time I’m in the store there’s only one checkout lane open, and before 10am or so, the self-checkout is closed.

RogueAmoeba makes decent software for audio editing on Mac.

"My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men’s room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn’t so closely resemble Hell.”

Just enough to keep people from going into withdrawals. A little AI, as a treat.

Saw one today that had tried to abbreviate “country” but they had to make it fit with “cnty”

Why would they deceive you?

Yum Brands, which owns KFC and Taco Bell… [is] developing AI platforms for just about everything, including a dynamic drive-thru menu that changes based on the car approaching the window.

Bet you didn’t algorithm this portly fuck in a tricked out ‘93 Del Sol wanting 55 enchritos until tonight.

Is she 1/16th Cherokee by chance?

Guess I’ll have to starve this one too

Follow-up question: what’s the goatse of rhetoric

It’s a real shame the feds don’t hire the nerds who might’ve prevented this. The tl;dr is hiring freezes, reinstated fitness tests, and drug usage disqualifications put cops behind computers, not IT. Who saw that coming.

Made for Tommy Shriggly. Can I get a little clap?

“It’s not a crash. It’s an opportunity.”

I just had wasps burrow their way into the side of my house and chew down through the ceiling of my first floor bathroom. That very particular and unnerving scratching noise is fucking burned into my brain.

There’s WiFi on the struggle bus