You couldn’t make this shit up

I’m a pretty good cook!

I’m stuck in the definition of what is right and wrong?

I thought the base is what you hit when the chute doesn’t open.

Did the US delegation really “storm out”? Looked more like waddling.

Actually, I am employed at the US standards office in Washington DC, AND this was indeed discussed! But we figured out (based on the last census results) that only few fellow citizens understand the concept of “liters” - in fact only scientists seem to be able to handle this unit, and they are being fired right, left and center (government strategy). I would still vote for Trump though, in an upcoming election.

If only I could be 14 again!

Temper temper my little friend.

I’m telling you my life story and all you can come up with is SIMANTICS?

Actually, my husband and I live on top of one of those! We discovered this while we were renovating our downstairs bathroom, suddenly this black liquid started to bubble up. We now store it in big drums and use it to heat the dishwashing water and the house, and to drive the car. It may also explain the neck breaking migraines that we both have suffered from over the last 15 years, yet we remain hush-hush about our discovery, because we are in Dire Straits (economically, not the pop band). We would still vote Trump should he run again.

Actually, I used to know this, but since I’ve turned vegatarian, and since I’m getting a lot of flack for that life changing decision from you meat eaters, I’m unwilling to tell you. Sowwy!

Untrue.

The sad thing with you conspiracy theorists is that you pick some internet factlet and build an entire world on top of it and THEN everything else is made to fit. It’s due to a lack of Critical Thinking-ability (very prevalent in the USA). This also means that you can’t think critically about your own decisions in your daily life - e.g. healthcare or finances. The good news is that Critical Thinking can be learned; also later in life. So instead of digging into nonsense stories about the SEC and 911, start reading on Critical Thinking; it will make you a more successful, healthier, happier human being.

Success 💯

It’s no black and white situation.

Waging war is like eating peanuts; you just have to eat them all.

Don’t be naive. If you fart in Russia, you get thrown out of a window or poisoned with polonium. You don’t get a trustworthy lawyer or a possibility to defend yourself. Open your eyes.

Putin doesn’t care a hoot about Palestine.

No. There are many good news sources across the world. Also in Russia there are great newspapers, but your Putin is censoring them, and puts the journalists into gulags.

Sad. You have fallen for some weird twist on the common conspiracy story. I’ve checked them all; there’s no evidence, it’s just stupid to believe this shit. Grow up, man, don’t get distracted from living a sane, productive life.