ITT; people artificially constructing wildly unnatural sentences to try an force the semicolon to be useful and still using it wrong

When you worship death, that just comes as a matter of course. It’s like how kicking puppies doesn’t occur to you as an option

Lead dissolved in soil, crops absorb it. It’s not, like, chunks of lead

[citation needed]

Even then, the moon is just bananas small. Half a degree wide. The right display at the right distance would still make the moon look like a little speck. On your phone 12 inches from your face, a life-size picture of the moon would be 1/10 of an inch wide. Just tiny.

If you buy a refrigerator that needs an internet connection, you deserve this tbh

It’s a box that makes stuff cold for ffs ain’t no damn 1s or 0s required

no ads, no tracking

Never hit the download button so fast in my life

Not a joke, though I think my vocabulary may have obfuscated my point. I’d trust even the most incompetent human over the most competent LLM in my job.

There are some genuine use cases for LLMs. Finding relevant topics of discussion is one of them

Hi! I work in a factory. I would trust every one of the incompetent children left behind that keep the door revolving with my machines over an LLM every time. A human can learn, an LLM can’t. If a human fucks up, they do it in a way I can anticipate and account for, and when I tell them what they fucked up, they usually don’t do it again.

I was on the verge of breaking down and quitting after I did the math on all the dragon shout space wizard powers, and realized that in order to level everything up to max, I would have to sit through eight hours of just the shitty temple minigame. But that just made me stop trying to get dragon shouts.

What broke me was another notification saying that my mannequin of a wife had another gift for me.

To be totally fair, they didn’t buy this book, they borrowed it. Still a good reason to use other libraries

But it’s all good, they’re like 30 feet away. They can’t possibly hurt me from all the way over there!

Ow! Why am I bleeding?

Personally, I estimate. I have a quarter of a tank, I need 3/4 of a tank. That’s 9 gallons. Times $3.99 is $35.91. I get $30 on pump whatever

The problem isn’t that we’re going to get horse beef, the problem is that we’re going to get wormy beef. Which I think they should lean into rather than the horse angle. Horse meat is no less healthy than cow meat, but nobody wants to eat worms

I choose to believe this is in the same canon as Cash Cab, and he just decided to test our meat’s reasoning and recollection ability

Been a mapquest guy for years now

a tax on sugar, that includes sugar free drinks.

So, a tax on things that taste sweet, not just things that contribute to diabetes and obesity. One might, in an attempt to point out how silly this is, compare it to a hypothetical tax on things that taste savory.

This is an article about how they’re going to increase taxes on sugar free drinks, which famously don’t cause diabetes or obesity

Yes, I use Debian stable. Oh, you need to borrow my pen?