That grammar begs to be read in a Russian accent

Either they’re A/B testing, or you’re on the wrong page

So much discourse in this thread. I can’t believe so few people can agree that something can be both wrong and funny as fuck at the same time.

maximum 21 years in prison if she is convicted.

America really does love jailing people

Giving them money to spite them is an interesting gambit. If you want to fuck with them in petty ways you’re far better off just buying and returning bulky items until they cut you off.

nah fuck that, the episode you’re talking about is where they lost me.

“There’s no ethical consumption under capitalism… therefore we’re going to rewrite the rules of the cosmos to give you a pass for it, and now you’re not obliged to fight it any more. You can go back to being happy little consumers now, all your guilt is absolved. Fremulon. NBCUniversal, a Comcast company.”

I found it on the UK web version but I had to use the browser’s search function to find it on the page.

It had nothing, which I’m hoping because I’ve previously opted out of analytics?

where it can backfire is when they reveal that they also knew it wouldn’t help

The supermarket I went to in the 90s boasted in their adverts about how if there were more than 3 people waiting in a lane they’d open another till. That’s how bad the general standard was.

The best time to mention it is 10 seconds after you’ve peed on them

OpenAI and Sam Altman are being sued by British Columbia over claims that the company could have prevented a mass shooting in the Canadian province.

Not sure how to feel about this one, on balance I’d say probably fuck British Columbia as well as the rest of them? A government suing someone for not snitching is major Stasi energy, even if mass shootings are horrific.

Amazon Web Services CEO Matt Garman pleaded in a 3,000 word blog today with communities to embrace data centers

Who the fuck is reading the blog of some Amazon executive who isn’t already on the kool-aid?

(also, lol at job title inflation finally reaching the “CEO” level. I see Amazon now has 3 CEOs and an “Executive Chairman”.)

It’s a blatant “flood the zone with shit”, dead cat on the table type move. None of them care about Nixon, they just care that you’re talking about something that isn’t releasing the Epstein Files.

I don’t think that’s true any more. It might have been a few years ago, but he’s legalized bribery with his shitcoins etc since then.

It’s such a pissweak defense because even if you did give it permission, it still made no sense for it to schedule a pickup and tell the buyer that he was in.

Just because you posted it in a memes group doesn’t make it a meme.

I had a Samsung fridge-freezer from around 2012, and it developed a fault where it would stop trying to be cold after two days. The engineer diagnosed a faulty motherboard and wanted about 1/3rd the cost of a new fridge to fit a new one, so instead I fixed it with a timer plug that switched it off and on again every day at 3:15am

I hope the outcome is they unbrick it, not just do a payout. Reason being I own one of the recently-bricked models and it sucks donkey balls that I can’t download books I already paid for. :(

Technically possible, but weird that the exact same image would show up otherwise completely unattributed with two different parts of the story like that, don’t you think?

I saw this on The Other Place earlier where the nurse was supposedly Chinese, and now it’s made me doubt the entire story