Brits: Wanna do drugs?
China: Nah, I’m-
Brits: (Loads shotgun) ITS DRUGS TIME.

Ah, the North Pole. The furthest point from Polar Bear- (Dramatic Polar Bear backflip attack)

If Jaws had the shark poppin a woodie it would have been 73% more terrifying.

Here is a breakthrough in mathematics right quick. It’s 1+1=1 because the two ones have been fused together to make a longer number but it’s still one.

Ah nuts!

I wonder if this would work in a hostage situation.

And the lord did bless them Tig Biddies on high, and the people did cheer.

Mostly commute to a soulless corporate building.

Part of being an adult is making wackadoodle decisions and eating things you later regret.

If you mix up the salt and put in sugar it can ruin things.

AI put the entire internet on my machine!

The Americans will summon quarts or some other unholy measurement.

Be that as that may, one of our candidates knows a guy who works here so you have no chance.

We seek the JZZ KING.

A prompt and early shanking.

The eggs sit upon their frozen thrones and laugh.

RUNNING OBJECTION.EXE YOUR HONOR.

Public: Ssssssshhhh!
Private: Sssssshhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Dr: He’s cooked chat, fr fr.

This inspired me to paint “Ugh. Fuck!” A painting showing a duck that is frustrated by the state of the world. He smokes a cigarette because he is stuck in duck traffic.