Road rage is about to be like CoD lobbies.

Please be Florida…

Trump probably: “If my name can’t be put on the moon, no one can have the moon!”

I’d be more surprised if he didn’t given his level of stupidity

“When they’re dead, they’re just hookers!”

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I’m cynical so I’ll believe this once the results of the midterms are announced.

Jokes on them, having someone watching is my kink…

Gonna need a bigger car…

Kindof reminds me of an old joke…

A family walks into a hotel. The father walks up to the front desk and says, “I hope the porn is disabled.” The desk clerk says, “It’s just regular porn, you sick fuck.”

“Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”