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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Perfectly cloning the Microsoft Teams experience
49·5 days agoNah, it’s probably going to be an abandoned project with 10+ merge requests in line with no one to review them - if it isn’t already.
red_tomato@lemmy.worldto
memes@lemmy.world•Fuck software that easily could have a setting but doesn't
5·5 days agoI’m not signed in and have the option to change language
red_tomato@lemmy.worldto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Fans of big franchises care a lot more about continuity than the creators do
5·14 days agoIt kind of started with Wind Waker which starts by telling the story of Ocarina of Time, which implies you’re fighting the same Ganondorf as Ocarina of Time.
Twilight Princess heavily implies a character is the ghost of hero of time, which in turn implies you’re fighting the same Ganondorf as Ocarina of Time. So after those games it kind of became expected that the games are connected in some weird way (same evil, different reincarnations of the same heroes).
I rather drink a glass of wine than 2 gallons of gasoline.
red_tomato@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•A rant about phishing: It's not the user's fault (and not DNS either)English
38·17 days agoIT department: ”A clear telltale sign of phishing is the sense of urgency. Official IT department email will never panic you into clicking strange links”
Also IT department: ”YOUR PASSWORD IS EXPIRING IN 24 HOURS!!! CLICK THIS STRANGE LINK NOW TO RESET YOUR PASSWORD!!!”
And artificial plants typically fail at photosynthesis
That’s why it’s called ”artificial”
red_tomato@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Bernie Sanders proposes 20 year prison sentence for AI devs who plow ahead with Artificial Superintelligence plans - penalty on par with illegally developing rogue nuclear weaponsEnglish
8·23 days agoSuch law need to clearly define what development towards ASI actually entails. An easy workaround is to just play along with the narrative that LLM is a hopeless dead end and can’t possibly bring us closer to ASI.
It was a hero shooter with a boring roster of heroes and unremarkable shooting. Can’t get much worse than that.
red_tomato@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•‘The People Building AI Earnestly Believe That It Could Kill Us All’: Anthropic Researcher Quits DramaticallyEnglish
14·28 days agoI know! Let’s divert energy and resources to torture. That will maximize the benefit of humanity.
- Some brilliant CEO mind
red_tomato@lemmy.worldto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•I wonder how long it'll be before we get a political party run by AI
1·29 days agoProbably depends on the country, but it’s easily solvable with meat proxy until constitution changes.
red_tomato@lemmy.worldto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•I wonder how long it'll be before we get a political party run by AI
41·29 days agoI think at least one country in the world will have elected at least one political party openly run by AI within the next 10-20 years.
People will grow increasingly angry over politicians inaction regarding people being replaced by AI, so they will vote for the party that will replace politicians with AI as revenge.
Probably be some European country.
US will settle with an AI Trump as a facade for the Republican Party just to keep MAGA going.
red_tomato@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•This is what imposter syndrome is made of
11·29 days agoPlot twist: this ”super urgent” request was actually never needed (as shown by usage metrics).
red_tomato@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•This is what imposter syndrome is made of
48·30 days agoTop: Me explaining the feature to other engineers
Bottom: Product management explaining their feature idea to engineering
red_tomato@lemmy.worldtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•I want to go out Hawaiian styleEnglish
20·1 month agoWhy wouldn’t it?
Like tic-tac-toe, there’s a way to play checkers so that it always forces a win or a draw for you. That’s not possible yet in chess.


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