For real though. That’s exactly how I feel when someone claims that their AI helps because it comes up with ideas for them. Like what sort of dull and unimaginative existence does someone who isn’t bombarded by ideas 24/7 have?! Next you tell me that you don’t constantly fuck up recipes because you got bored and deviated from the instructions for no real reason smh

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My (as of today, former 🥳) boss has an AI generated tattoo. Even if AI literally killed his entire family he would not backtrack on it.

All that, plus honey is just kinda mid. Like, most people just eat it because it seems “healthier” than pure sugar, but nutritionally there’s very little difference (yes, honey is good at killing bacteria and fungi, but that doesn’t really matter when you digest it). Just replacing it with Agave Syrup is barely an inconvenience and solves so many environmental problems.

Fuck that. Emailing coworkers shouldn’t be a formal thing. Just wastes everyone’s time.

I wrote my last email today and it was literally just 3 sentences.

1. Hi, tomorrow is my last day, thanks for the good time.
2. Snacks and champagne in the break room at 1pm.
3. My socials if you wanna keep in touch.

I could have had the company-mandated AI make it “professional” and unnecessarily long but nah, I’d rather be human.

If by love you mean rat, then I’m in

Many German cities have a thing called “Stolpersteine” (“Tripping stones”):

They’re metal plaques incorporated into the cobblestones in front of houses commemorating jewish people who used to live there but either got murdered by the Nazis or had to flee.

My work laptop has 64GB and it legitimately takes 5mins to delete my node_modules folder 💀 Though that might just be an SSD speed bottleneck ig

Behold, one of the best purchases I have ever made:

It weighs like 3kg so you can even pull off some tape with just one hand

That looks just like the gremlin dog that Girl with the Dogs has!
https://youtu.be/cqfQ4zpy3Ls

the fuck

I’ve been vegan for a bit now, and my favorite lazy-ish meal has just been red curry! I just chop up whatever veggies are in my fridge (and maybe some tofu, seitan or soy chunks) and then add coconut milk and curry paste. Tastes great with some rice or bread and I can make a huge pot of it with not too much effort.

But I think one of the best things you could do to be supportive is to stock some vegan staples and condiments in your fridge. Oatmilk, vegan mayonaise and vegan butter come to mind. It’s an easy 1:1 swap and will make her life a lot easier if she wants to grab a quick sandwich.

puts ring on finger
Thank you for the gold, kind stranger

Is it though? Kinda looks toad-shaped to me. Anyways, what even is the taxonomic difference between a frog and a toad?

I’ve been doing this stupid math daily game about making a number out of four fours. The page for it is clearly jank and vibecoded but it’s an interesting concept so I’ve been looking past it.

Well, yesterday’s number (147) was literally impossible. I tried for hours, then started reading math papers about the problem and all solutions I could find had the repeating/overline operator. Which doesn’t exist as an input option on the stupid puzzle site.

My parents are coming over today because their ZorinOS installation suddenly started acting up after an Ubuntu Kernel update. Thanks Ubuntu.

Ordering “ohne scharf” because you’re weak ❌
Ordering “ohne scharf” because you can’t afford it ✅

A train that doesn’t arrive at all is also not considered late.

Ugh, my work mandated doing an “AI training” course too that everyone needs to do until October 31st. Luckily I’m leaving the company at the end of September so I can just ignore the deadline.