Most of them want to watch their wife get railed by black Jesus

Someone with brain damage is a few steps above their usual guests

I think it’s okay in Texas as long as they have a note from either their husband or father.

“If Watergate happened tomorrow, it would be like a 12-hour news story. The idea that it would have taken down a presidency is crazy,” (JD Vance) said.

“I mean seriously, have you seen some of the shit we’ve been getting away with?”

He says what we’re all thinking

That looks like some Diogenes shit right there

Are 100,000 followers a lot on a Telegram channel?

Propuganda

“I Have No Paws and I Must Scream” by Barklan Ellison

The way they wrote that, I was thinking that Austrian Painter was a kind of horse. “You brought it on yourselves, horse breeders!” Then after a couple of reads, I got that the owner named it that. Of course, I was still doing math on those obligatory numbers to see if any of them were divisible by 88.

I know what you mean. I also love fudge.

““I knew from his cry, in the look on his face, that something had happened.” The mom has a sharp eye there. I don’t know I’d be able to tell that there was something wrong with a crying child.

Also, does recording on video count as breaking the first rule?

“It’s a simple question, Doctor. Would you eat the moon if it were made of ribs?”

https://youtu.be/gQDqRlMeJ4U

I mean, it’s all made of cheese anyway. Just send them up with a bunch of Lactaid.

YOU HAVEN’T EVEN SAID THANK YOU

Reminds me of my favorite Penn & Teller trick. They were on Letterman and said they wanted to do the sawing a woman in half trick, but they didn’t have the money for a woman, so they brought a snake and a pair of scissors.

He got a shout out in “It’s Okay to Punch Nazis” by Cheap Perfume. That was in 2017, but until now it’s the only way I knew him.

https://youtu.be/-sOSr7n_8YU

Tell me more about this serial butt sniffer

As much as it stays blocked, he should rename it Trump Colon

Interesting that when they deported Milo Yanawhatpolis, they sent him back to the UK.