I remember what a shock it was when playboy bunnies were suddenly no longer older than me.

Why it’s called “the runs.”

Let me guess…project 2025?

While we’re at it, who needs congress or the courts?

If you get that much just for voting for him, imagine the riches that will be bestowed on you once he’s elected! It’s a win win!

Modest, as always, Trump felt that he owed it to the American people to finally come clean about his true, heroic activities on 9/11.