Not what I asked. But it’s okay, I’m SURE you’ve been screeching over the dangers of audio books for years 🤣👍

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Not what I asked.

God I love you permanent alone nerds who have never seen a functional family and create these absolutely nonsense lines in the sand with standards that have never existed and are not realistic.

The parent took a few minutes to themselves, the child is ruined!!!

You’ve all essentially lost your fucking minds over an audio book 🤣.

How is listening to an audio book different than a book in parents voice?

Fuck those parents for using a tool to take a break!!!

I love how you nerds one day are like, parents never get a break cause kids can’t play. Then this comes out, literally an incremental change of something that’s basically been going on for 60 years, and you all screech WANT TO IGNORE YOUR KIDS, bad parents!!!

Holy shit, AI has rotted your brain’s just by existing.

Recorded bed time stories have been a thing for 60 years. Parents getting 20 minutes off doesn’t mean they aren’t being read to.

I’m shocked they backed down on a short sighted, unenforceable, and ultimately detrimental policy so quickly!

AI assisted coding is here and it isn’t going away.

Yes, censor all the things we find distasteful! Burn the books, delete the disks!!!

Holy shit y’all love censorship. Puritan shit here but it’s okay cause you hate ai 🤣.

I’m shocked that Amazon or any business would guess what I like based off my shipping history. SHOCKED!!!

Edit: holy shit I gave this garbage a scan and bit I’m happy I did.

‘It contained, to her horror, a “page of assumptions that Amazon has made about me based on my purchases and I’m literally speechless.”’ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 what a moron subject for a nerds first horror story 🤣

Nerds not liking accurate descriptions of their lives 🤣.

Just about.

It’s Eve. Unless you sign onto a big corporation, of which that were basically 3 viable options for the first year, all then quite poorly run.

I do this every day. I work a lot less and get more done.

Show me. Where are you getting an equivalent burger for cheaper?

Is pretty fucking good for a 30 second wait and $14🤣. I’m fully aware I can grind my own beef and make a better burger at home or spend more money.

Cooked to order at my spot. It’s a great meal for $14 and despite the screeching here it’s actually much less expensive than pretty much everywhere.

The price went up. It’s not expensive comparatively. Certainly not compared to the imaginary local food that’s magically avoiding cost increases.

I spend exactly 5 seconds at that screen. I’m not going to lose my shit.

No, that’s an unrealistic reactionary view which fails to address the gains that can be had, has no way to be enforced, and is a short sighted take.