They know I have a filtration system and enjoy comedy. That’s my whole personality right there!

Nope! I’m just smiling at you without using the cringy *smiles at you* asterisks. Now you understand my intentions and future smiles will be decipherable 🙂

I see how you might confused, but mine isn’t sideways, and it doesn’t have a nose, see? 🙂

I’m being dead serious :-(

I respectfully disagree. They’re useful for conveying tone or emotion without needing to be wordier to do so. You say it’s lazy, but I see efficiency. If you’re annoyed, it’s because you personally see reason to be annoyed. They’re not objectively annoying. Some people are obnoxious with it, sure, but that’s not the fault of the emojis themselves. Take it easy, man 🙂

I like all emotes. There really should be more of them

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That’s me too. The sheer noise of it all. The heat. The smell. Fuck all of that.

The gif alone got me wanting to watch it again. Peak.

Deeply disturbed by the fact that the title sounds like a haiku, but is definitely not a haiku.

Metal.

For this particular term, slang is unending. “Cranking hog” is a personal favorite.

It’s not that serious homie. Remember that synonyms exist, and humans define language.