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  • it’s not my job so why am I doing it?

    I never get this take. Like, back in the day it also wasn’t my job to pack the groceries into a cart and haul them to the cashier. You entered a store, like a lot of pharmacies still work today, there was a clerk behind a desk and you told them “I’d like three ounces of flour, 4 eggs and a litre of milk”, they fetched it for you. So, where are the complaints that walking through a big store “is not my job”?

    Everybody is like “no, a store is juuust right, when it works like in my childhood. Everything else is against the order of the world!”

    I completely understand all the other, technical, cultural, issues one can have with a self-checkout, but this “not my job” attitude weirds me out, somehow.



  • Would be two lists for me. One for “best”, as in they were great, gave me joy or strong emotional responses, but their replay value is not great:

    1. Enderal
    2. Ocarina of Time
    3. Death Stranding
    4. Horizon: Zero Dawn
    5. The Witcher 3

    “Best” as in can’t get enough of it and would take to a remote island:

    1. Factorio
    2. Kerbal Space Program
    3. Civ V
    4. Oxygen Not Included
    5. Valheim



  • OK, following scenario: you forgot to drink the verification can for your heater, but you’re on vacation. So the house gets cold and your goldfish are about to die of cold.

    You dial in your Smart Fish Feeder™ to increase their rations, so that they can build up some fat. But then they’re unhealthy, and your Smart Fish Feeder™ dropped its Wifi connection anyway.

    Instead you dial in your Smart Fridge™ and lower its temperature, so that it functions as a space heater now. Your fish are safe now.

    But now your Smart Lock™ opens for safety reasons, as it misinterprets the sudden rise in temperature as a house fire.

    When you come home your goldfish left to buy some cigarettes but never came home.

    So, a very crucial feature, I’d say.







  • kossa@feddit.orgtoPrivacy@lemmy.ml•Blur your house
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    😅. Okay, story time:

    When StreetView was introduced this dominated public debate in Germany for weeks. It was all the rage, “how dare they to photograph everything?”

    One official even suggested “it’s awesome, police can now patrol the streets from an office chair”, because that is how much of a backwater country Germany is digitally.

    Anyway, people saw immediately all the crime which all the criminal criminals would do with this tool (which tells you something about the state of mind of the “righteous folks”). Anyway, half the country was blurred, because everybody knew about it. And it is the reason, why StreetView is so patchy in Germany (or at least was for the longest time, didn’t check much in recent years) compared to the neighbouring states, 'cause Google pretty much said “Fuck these fucking Germans with their fucking shit”.

    Apple came around some years later with their version, nobody cared anymore 😅