Ignotum

It’s not gay if the wire nuts don’t touch

Carbon monoxide poisoning has claimed another victim from the sounds of it

If someone came into my house, bribed me with food, lied to my face, then left, i would just be left very confused

Yeah i remember a recipe for some traditional bread where you didn’t add yeast directly, instead you mixed it with unwashed hands to get some natural yeasts 😬

Less flour next time? That’s like making a glass of water but with less water
you’ll end up with the same, just less

You would get high and then netfix and chill with the dragon? I like the way you think

The moon people will be acknowledged… over my dead body!

The third world? I thought we only had two

Those being the surface world and the hollow earth world

And it wouldn’t be a waifu without some unrealistic body proportions!

Bad company and I won’t deny
Bad, bad company 'til the day I die, oh, yeah
'Til the day I die

He was a god, of course his pecker was small, as was the style at the time

WiFis had a cable back then

That’s a literary technique called “anaphora”, or in layman terms, “repeating shit”, it’s a highly advanced technique used to emphasize the importance of something, his use of it is actually a demonstration of how much of a big brain smart boy he is

/j

I’ve never understood that kind of service, getting others to shop for you sounds like way more of a hassle than just doing it yourself, is this some kind of american thing because their closest grocery store is three hours away by car or something?

Ah okay, the question just seemed so out of nowhere without that context 😋

What color is your shirt?

They said it was built like a tank, now i get what they mean; the underside is a weakpoint

You’re still rocking the best windows version?

I remember there was a classroom i couldn’t enter without getting nauseous because one of the guys there doused himself in some kind of incredibly potent perfume

The stank lingered too, after a weekend the smell would be just as strong