You could go to an Ed Sheeran concert to decrease the distance /s.

Is there a way to identify alt accounts?

Short answer: no

Do you have to do IP tracking or something technical like that?

Long answer: yes

Harry, you don’t have to sell it to me.

I’m going to try this.

I like the joke but evolution shows the toe did have function so this picture is of God’s memory.

A boring dystopia.

This man is so weird

That reminds me of this classic: https://youtu.be/Ou2vqAwNEW8

So there wasn’t anyone who wanted to play at his show?

I should clarify indeed, two separate things:

1. the butterfly as portayed in this pic i find awesomely woke.
2. the movie would have stirred controversy now.

Funny how an overweight butterfly would not stir controversy back then. Awesomely woke this is.

I really thought they’d be tired of winning by now

Neat, i came here for an alarm clocks but left with a timer. I use the Google clock app because i am still to find something better, but my timers are an infinite lists of random timers because i tend to set a custom one each time i want to use this. Looks like this will fix a very small problem. But also, fuck Google.

Pro tip for an easy life: choose Macklemore’s side when someone brings it up, unless you surround yourself with zionists, billionaires, and the sheep they herd.

Can we please just handle thing one y at a time.

Every time I eke out some sort of stability, the world takes it away.

At least you got a warning. Wish i did /s

Isn’t that the first of the two economic crises?

I’d use it instead of duh

Yes but c/upliftingnews does not like schadenfreude so this post would likely be removed, same goes for c/goodnewseveryone.

Leopard ate elephant trampled his face.