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heliotrope@slrpnk.nettoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•God has updated his Terms and Conditions 🙏🏾English
44·17 days agoChristianity also updates its Ts&Cs on occasion, like in 2007 when Pope John Paul II had a document commisioned, the publication of which was also authorised by Pope Benedict XVI, that basically said unbaptised children now go to heaven instead of limbo.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Cult of Anthropic Insiders Rumored to Be Worshipping Claude as a GodEnglish
18·19 days agoThis should have been a gag in a sitcom; not an article in Futurism…
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Windows 95 was not as user friendly as I remember itEnglish
7·21 days agoAll roads lead to Neil Cicierega.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Family sues daycare over alleged toddler ‘fight club’ at the facilityEnglish
37·25 days agoAGAIN‽
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Trump shares map that renames New Mexico as ‘New America’ | CNN PoliticsEnglish
13·29 days agoI could have sworn this was an Onion (or adjacent) article last week…
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Robot 'attacks customer' using martial arts skillsEnglish
331·1 month agoPlease don’t post articles from the Daily Mail here. Not only is the paper far-right, but it has incredibly low factual reporting and frequently publishes conspiracy theories and right-wing propaganda.
Furthermore, they literally supported Hitler during WWII.
heliotrope@slrpnk.nettoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Additional hot take: it's too hot and only getting worseEnglish
12·1 month agoMy favourite season is Autumn.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Doug Wilson Wants The Bible To Determine Tax RatesEnglish
33·1 month agoI miss that brief period of time when dipshits like this would be told “Okay, buddy” and escorted out of the building.
Wtf is up with Lemmy right now‽ It’s suddenly become rather xenophobic.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Waiting to go into action and debating where you will wind upEnglish
11·1 month agoFun fact: this is from an anti-pollution PSA by Friends Of The Earth or Greenpeace or some other activist charity.
ковер плесень means “carpet mold”
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•tbh as a Canadian, I deplore the current US federal administration and basically the entire GOP, but I still admire the US Constitution and those who fight for itEnglish
2·2 months agoI’m aware. It’s fun to respond, sometimes.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Rising Temperatures Are Threatening Italy’s Bank Reserves—Because They’re Made of Parmesan CheeseEnglish
1·2 months agoWhat is this, The Day Today?
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•We Misjudged the Furry Fandom. Paging /u/AbyssianEnglish
21·2 months agoZoophiles are, quite rightly, ostracised and despised by nearly all furries, just as in non-furry communities.



Dammit, I thought faceboot.com would have a funny typosquatter site on it, but it just redirects to Facebook…