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Critics Call It ‘Ethical Gooning’

Just like proponents do?

Gasoline cars need to accept grass if they are ever to be a viable replacement for a horse. Like, what if you’re far from a gas station but there’s a meadow right there?

Only fringe enthusiasts can own a gasoline car that doesn’t have a biofuel fermenter attached.

Here’s a reminder of the last things you did and where you need to go next.

“Your current objective is trying not to cum while playing this game. The last thing you did was cum while playing this game.”

Username checks out

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took his own life in the parking lot of ICE’s Philadelphia field office just days after receiving his termination notice.

He took “termination notice” seriously

Reminds me of a customer complaining, “no, I’ve had soup du jour before and this is not it!!”

OP attended the conference 100% as a man, concealing the fact that he was assigned female at birth to avoid unwanted attention.

Unc is cooked

It’s just a novelty lighter that I happened to bring to the protest

With my luck they’d have to Mitch McConnell me up for a second ride

You’d think so, but the grandparent argues that it would be more accurate for Europeans to blame European Shell and BP for their heatwaves, rather than American Chevron.

W-when you say gun…

I’m sure we’ll have plenty of devastating heatwaves to go around

Global Regional Warming

5070 GPU, but my wife’s starting to suspect it wasn’t primarily for the cat