piedonut

Jaws syndrome.

Well somebody is suppressing their sexuality.

that’s where all the real money is made

Vincent Invisibleman

truth

He should bring the rose to payday loans next if this doesn’t work out.

I think a lot of Nottheonion articles can beat the version they corrected.

The melted wax is so satisfying and gooey though.

You brought him into the world, now you’re going to drink him out of it!

No one else gets a piece of the pie

Instead you get ~ ~ ~ more radiation ~ ~ ~

Just press the +30 sec button over and over, he’s going to burn down the house when he forgets. 💀

Dang it. Is it the bead colors?

If it’s science, it’s woke!
Real patriots use the abacus.