For instance, my favorite book series is John Dies At The End

Love that book!

I will die on the hills that:

1. Conan the Barbarian is a philosophical movie asking deep questions about family and identity…a true masterpiece.
2. Darth Jar-Jar is 100% true and I wish wish wish Lucas had had the guts to actually follow that storyline.

I tried to start a peanut butter religion with my friends. We came up with names of deities, holy rites, and decided that priests had to wear the mr peanut outfit. Sadly we couldn’t get many others to convert to our new religion….
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May Pata Pinati bless you this day

…that’s not my dog

China is like this, any building with more than 6 floors is required by law to have an elevator.