It means you aren’t allowed to talk about how much you make, but you can trust us that you are making the same as everyone else.

Klutz books were truly amazing. I had that one and several others, and they were incredibly formative for me.

This is how it’s pronounced in my head, and until now I’ve never had a reason for it.

Holy shit, what a pathetic showing. I’ve gotten better swag at funerals.

Batarang!

Does masterlock get to sue the companies that make lockpicks?

That’s a good one

If the world beyond looked interesting I’d be down, but it looks like the world you just came from. I’m good, Nintendo, I don’t need another generic 3d platformer. Come back when you have a good idea.

Skeet skeet

Ravioli?

Not many people know this, but George Washington didn’t originally say, “I cannot tell a lie.” It was actually, “I can only tell truthiness.” It was Abraham Lincoln that later convinced him to adjust the wording going forward.

Nah, man. Maybe you should rethink your position.

Yeah. Hitler was a painter, too.

That’s pretty typical of emulators.

AI can’t hallucinate CSAM. It’s trained. Maybe some people can skate by on first amendment, but the ones creating the models can’t. Target the plague at the source.

No, but I’m pretty sure ScarJo has two fully opaque legs.

Real shame about the shadows

Fuck, I’ll take a slow news day over whatever the hell else we’ve had for the last decade.

Shit. Frank Welker is 80…

Doesn’t matter whose watching if you can hear that shit from the next county.