The unknown artist who gets this gig and then says “Free Palestine” at the first show will

• get more gigs
• be able to look themselves in the mirror afterward

I guess you can identify as anything you want to, but that’s a weird one.

And from this we must assume that Saturn is surrounded, indeed bound, by a massive metallic cylinder.

It was important to remove all information about wh o actually wrote this joke, and to add an image of a fish for those who don’t know what salmon means.

I guess you are ar least consistent in spewing aggression

So maybe I’m not so stupid for frequently thinking, every time I start Signal (the app): “Sigunaru.”

I think “pants” is also underwear in the UK.

You could make a few bucks on etsy or redbubble or something. I didn’t create this image, so as far as I know it’s free to use. Probably.

Aw. It is sad how you’ve been oppressed. You have my thoughts and prayers.

Same. So I shared.

Oh, god. Sick.

This is a great format for his jokes

A mere strike to the underbody, you say?

I’ve stopped.being surprised when online comedians run out of material and just start lifting it from other comedians

Thank you. Reading that article and looking for the headline was some Kafka shit.

Trying to find more Google services I can unsubscribe from…

Everyone in Canada is already in America… That was easy.

And somehow voyeurism is still illegal.

But neither of those two words means “essay.”

I’ve been quire happybwirh KeePass for many years. That’s what I moved to after excel.