For the urgent notifications that require immediate action I use apprise -> Pager duty (free tier) because it can overwrite the DnD settings on my phone and wake me up if im asleep. For all other notifications apprise -> matrix.

Is there a list of the ones that don’t?

So they don’t package there products currently and instead sell you insurance? Until you sign for an online order it isn’t yours so if it breaks it’s on the seller to send a replacement. They may get back to the shipping company for reimbursement but as a customer I don’t care and don’t need to know. It’s not my fault you ether didn’t package glass bottles in enough foam or the shipping company stompt your package nether are my problem I bought a product from you and until I receive what I ordered in the advertisemed state you haven’t completed your side of the contract.

TorGuard offers residential dedicated IPs. And there are proxy services that have that as there business model for circumventing chaptas when scraping the web. I would look there https://brightdata.com/proxy-types/residential-proxies https://oxylabs.io/location-proxy/uk https://torguard.net/residential-ip-vpn/

What it basically comes down to is this: do I trust some random guy off the Internet to use my Internet connection which is tied to my legal government name and the legal reprocussions that comes with that to access the Internet as if they were me?

The only way I would do that is if I gave it its own vlan and only allow Internet traffic to specific whitelisted ips. Even then my legal protection insurance definitely won’t cover that.

If they block VPNs exit ips which aren’t necessarily public they most certainly will block all the Tor exit nodes which are public by design.