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Reminds me of US railroad companies in the 19th century trying to evade liability for starting wildfires caused by cinders spouted from coal-fired steam locomotives.

If Florida weren’t already Trump’s safe space, his death threats to dissidents would add more felonies to his list.

AI Hyperscaler: My emergency is that we will run out of funding in a year if we don’t [insert morally bankrupt action here] to raise another 10 billion USD.

Didn’t the original Marathon runner, Pheidippides, die of exhaustion soon after? Maybe the organizers were trying to recreate history as understood in their time.

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End game is probably a monthly subscription model where you can buy the privilege of getting fixed prices for a month. People that lack a McMealPlan or whatever will pay according to their social credit score, inventory levels within a given location, or simply the whims of the franchisee.

Boring guess: a machine shop warning intended to prevent accidental scalp avulsion by rotating equipment?

Okay, Mr. Spacely.

Exactly. Within the world of TotK/BotW, Twilight Princess is just folklore: yet another “Legend of Zelda”, one legend among many.

Similarly, think of all the self-contradictory narratives surrounding the founding of the United States of America:

• The Book of Mormon (1830)
• The Patriot (2000)
• National Treasure (2004)
• Assassin’s Creed III (2012)
• Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012)
• Hamilton (2015)
• The 1776 Report (2020)
• President Curtis (2026)

Trying to integrate Majora’s Mask into some sort of consistent Legend of Zelda branched timeline makes my brain hurt in the same way as when I try to make a non-contradictory timeline of all these other works.

Worse situation: being trapped at a family gathering in a rural relative’s compound that you are socially obliged to attend without any friend or independent mode of transport. Also, you’re expected to serve food to and clean up after creepy uncles who would shamelessly harass you in public.

Go home, Lemmy, you’re drunk.

It uses lemons for invisible ink used to embed its own serial code in case you try illegally printing truffles or something.