Calling marketplace, which requires a login and a scan of your face and probably a blood sample these days, barebones is hilarious. Have you never used Craigslist? It accomplishes the exact same thing and is actually barebones.

Wow that statistic is way more depressing than I realized. I guess I am lucky to only be surrounded by non-crazy women.

Did you spill soda on your shift key?

It’s a good thing nobody is doing that, then. Nowhere near half of women believe that nonsense.

…and clearly don’t have many friends.

Some day when you’re older you’ll get a tendon or back injury that prevents comfortable MKB gaming, but you will still want to play. Then you will understand why accessibility improvements are always good.

Guess I have to update my orientation to preserve my commitment to FOSS options.

This is the Gay Agenda the bible bashers have been warning me about…

Because it turns out the capabilities are nowhere near what was promised, and the “AI” isn’t doing anyone’s jobs.

You just described literally every single article The Verge has ever written.

Lmao the specific callout of beep

Because being a victim of bigotry and abuse sucks.

He claims to be the literal voice of god but can’t change the church’s behavior? I guess that god isn’t so omnipotent after all…

And all the racism and bigotry.

🤦 shame on me. I downvoted myself.

I’m sure this was done in a financially responsible and small government way, right republicans?

lol so random! *holds up spork*

Which is extra ironic since it’s all programmed by bi+lingual Indians lol.

Not very peaceful for the fish getting stabbed in the face.

Edit: boooo ayyy you can’t read.

I, too, love stabbing others in the face for my amusement.

People have actually gone to prison for using the “view source” button in the web browser before. The RIAA mafia is deeply unserious.