He said “for young kids”, never said they were his.

He has a legion of kids with several different women and does not live with them. He’s more likely to buy legos for his friend at the Epstein club than to do anything nice for his kids anyway.

“Geez, chill out, guys! I was just gossiping with the smart TV and the doorbell about Cindy flaunting her new, expensive RAM everywhere

• the coffee machine

I would like to say no, but let’s be real. I can’t even be 100% sure that I am NOT already in a simulation. And if it’s a really good simulation… I mean I got hooked with effing Minecraft, what are the chances I would ever want to get out of the blissful one?

Note to the overlords: just put a meaningless counter on top and give me a way to “level up” sometimes and we’re good ok? Do what you want with my body. It’s not even great anyway, it spends a lot of time on a couch.

A sales person speaks to what you want, not what you know. You know you probably need to work, but a part of you rrally wants to learn that one weird trick ro earn lots of money with no effort or to get ripped with Tai Chi.

Ah yes, the pottery… You kittens of today wouldn’t undertand. Spoiled bunch, with your kitty snacks, squeaky toys and Amazon boxes. I usually slept in the barn, on the biggest sack of grain. And I feasted on real rats, quick, mean f#@ers with sharp fangs; but when I pounced, they didn’t even know what hit them.

I mean, thousands of humans do travel 14+ hours specifically for sex tourism.

“This is Captain Zyrqon. We have now landed on Earth, home to the finest anuses in this quadrant. Please make sure you collect all your probes when leaving the spaceship. We wish you a very pleasant stay”

Same! I got to the third paragraph of the article before understanding they were not planning to harass their customers (or at least not in new ways…)

Is pedophilia still a no-no? Seems weird to have higher standards for an FBI grunt than a President.

except that those links are increasingly pointing to slop content anyway. Even scientific papers.