The absolute GOAT: The Sword of Goujian.

I live a subway ride away from the greatest sword in history.

And this, indeed, is a little grater.

Better wording would have been “hey, does that thing talk?”

Maybe you could mix this in somehow?

It’s really simple. Irony is just like bronzey and goldy, only it’s made of iron.

It always does, but it at least lets the puzzled figure it out. (You might want to put that in a spoiler, though.)

So can someone explain it in detail so that we poor ignoramuses (ignorami?) can at least figure out what the joke is supposed to actually be? Because even with the “explanation” above it … I don’t see what is intended to be funny.

I guess this is an “explain like I’m five” moment.

Say what you like, the maple is not a plane tree.

🤷‍♀️

Still doesn’t make any sense. This might need spelling out.