Colby-jack is a different cheese

It’s a softer cheddar basically, still melts very well. I use it to melt uncooperative cheeses

Kraft singles and American cheese are different things.

The tankies too. Sometimes they remind me of a cult that tried to recruit me

People act like apronstrings weren’t a real thing

Dammit, you killed Peter Cullen instead! THOS OS WHY WE NEED SPECIFIC LANGUAGE ON DEATH CURSES