You took perfection and made it perfection squared.

slow claps That was good.

Brother, get the flamer. The heavy flamer.

In GTA 3 and GTA: Vice City, you are given a mission to start a gang war to lower property values.

TIL, developing nuclear weapons is only 20 years in prison.

Florida has the mythical Florida Man.

“The law in the state of Florida is that if you boycott Israel, we boycott you,” Fine stated. “It is the law of Florida, and it will be enforced. It will destroy the British economy because Florida is not the only place that passed that law.” … When asked about critics who suggest that a trade war with the UK could harm Florida’s own economy, Fine remained undeterred, citing the sheer scale of the American state-level economies. … “I think they’re wrong,” Fine said. “The economies of Florida and Texas combined are larger than the economy of the UK. We will be fine. That tiny little island will not.”

Buddy, your state and country is getting rocked by the Canadian Boycott. A country that is a fraction of the size of the US. The boycott is causing President Trumpty to have a hissy fit.

Randy Fine is truly delusional.

Neglectful parents forget their child at an airport while airport security screws up. Neglected child finds them self in a different city and turns to crime to survive. Child unknowingly takes directions from a known child predator. Child also befriends a local homeless lady. Child then plans out an elaborate torture mansion on 2 dimwitted burglars.

It’s a snake!!!

Can I still go back and get my forklift certification?

He acknowledges that he is asking a great deal of employees, but says he does not want to take anything away from anyone.

Some of you will die however that is the risk that I prepared to take.

The only moral child rapist is my team’s child rapist.

I would like Elon Musky to get blasted into space with one his rockets instead of coming back to Earth. Musky floats off into space. We can all take pride in the fact, that Musky will be so high on his own farts that he would think he could fix the problem. Then, just maybe, there will be a moment of crushing self-realization when Musky realizes that he can’t fix the issue cause he doesn’t have the skill, just like the rest of his life.

“Hey, this is the Lockpicking Lawyer and today I have a Masterlock…and it’s already open.”

If we think the logic through, it is very insidious. The city has decided that the public perception of locking up benches is far more preferably then allowing a place for people to sit/sleep.

In essence, it is better for a bunch of people to be collateral in punishing the homeless then it is to be seen making homeless people’s lives marginally better.

“I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn’t work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.”

Won’t someone please, think of the data centres!

According to DHS, Yiannopoulos legally entered the U.S. in May 2019 through New York City ​but “chose to overstay his welcome in violation of our nation’s laws.”

“Yiannopoulos was issued a final order of removal by an immigration judge on July 22, after failing to show up for his immigration hearing,” the DHS ​statement said. “He will remain in ICE custody pending removal.”

Chefs kiss

Grifting the movie studios. A grift that I can get behind.

I would agree with this statement.

Adam Sandler can act really act in dramatic roles (Punch-Drunk-Love, Reign over Me, Uncut Gems, etc)

When Sandler produces a comedy, yeah; it tends to be bad. When Sandler is just the actor, it’s a different story.

Props to Sandler to realizing that movie studios will pay him money to go on location to shoot movies and hire his friends.