my friend, never let that stop you

Ewww, Yall are smearing your hands in/near shit? Gross.

Bidet gang, where you at?

Okaykiddo

Yea, that’s what they said about their takes too…

W/e man, take the bait. Do the artificial generational division bs. Around and around we go. Its totally different this time… totally

But they did?

Growing up all I heard was “wahh millenials, theyre so dumb because computer and calculators. Millennials aren’t as skilled as parents because soft and indoor office jobs. Millennials can’t fix/handyman things cuz lazy/consumerism”

Don’t they say this same shit about every generation?

And there’s always some “study” proving it. Proving that the last great, smart, cool, respectful generation was whichever one the author was from…

“You’re very mature for your age”

• some pedo arguing that age is just a number

judge will give them a little slap on the wrist, and then get a cushy consultant job. Or run for office funded by some mysterious dark money superpac.

Imagine if you and your little group of friends commited even 100 violations of some people’s privacy. Just a little peeping tom group selling people’s personal information and data… You’d all be locked up for years or at least paying out the ass to near financial ruin…

But be a corpo with thousands of “friends” committing millions of violations… and suddenly, no one can be held accountable anymore. No one is actually personally, criminally, at risk. So, as long as they make enough to tank whatever paltry fines… there’s no risk, they can just keep doing it.

I think they missed out not calling it the

Super Switch!

I think I know why…

the new “r-word”

there was this clip of some kind of like dating show/bar event thing? Basically two people speed/blind date on stage and the audience waves green/red flags based on the conversation. Neat concept…

Anyways, man and woman go up and one of the first questions she asks is “who did you vote for?” and dude just shrinks. Does this whole “politics aren’t that important to me” and then “I didn’t vote”. And in the crowd all of the women are raising red flags. Because yea… they know what that signals.

In a later round another womans asks the same thing, and guy is like “that’s a personal thing” and “I don’t feel comfortable talking about it”… red flags going up.

This dipshits KNOW their poltical views are toxic to women. And instead of owning it, they’re trying to pretend to be “apolitical” because no woman will fuck them.

EDIT: I found the clip/vid.

Also, just realized, it’s the same guy. So first lady he’s like “I didn’t vote” and then later is like “okay I voted, but I don’t wanna say”… everyone knows bro… and that you’re still tryna hide/lie about it to get laid is pathetic.

My favorite Elizabeth Holmes satire is, and will remain Glendale from Centaurworld. They didn’t have to mock Holmes that hard with the black turtleneck, the faux deep voice, the meaningless “synergy” lecture… but they did, and it’s perfect.

I need more upvote power.

Who wants to bet she had a trust fund?

And the house was cleaner.

Tall order for democrats to have a clear plan on anything.

oh cool, so now we have a private company directing our police force.

And the relationship is both symbiotic and exponential. The police make money writing tickets, that money goes to the local govenment, and that government can buy more flock cameras. More flock cameras, more tickets, more money, more flock cameras…

Cyberpunk distophia here we come!