I think we should keep trying to make it happen.

47, suck it! I’m hip to the cool kids’ lingo!

It definitely slaps

The picture is correct. I certainly won’t.

I need to make a GIF of the scene from Pitch Black where

This is why I never make the chocolate chip cookies I keep intending to make

I’m still confused? It’s not Point of View, it’s Confused Point of View?

We were always supposed to put punctuation inside quotation marks; however, now it seems to be the user’s choice of inside or outside. And I have to admit that most of the time when I’m using quotes, it seems more logical to me to place the punctuation outside of them.

What…what does POV mean now??

We…don’t do this anymore? I can’t even recall what I’ve been doing for this for the last 20 years.

Everything about this is wrong on so many levels.

Agreed. The idea of reminders that I bought something in particular and should eat it before it goes bad is an appealing one. This seems like the opposite of that, though.

Except when they murder white people in the middle of the street.

And they work about as well as this fine will.

I would have been surprised if this had not been the case

Seriously. Let’s not besmirch the toddlers!

I find the quality of the writing to be more infuriating, but you’re not wrong.

So, billionaires, how much are those billions worth when you can’t buy Parmigiano Reggiano anymore because it no longer exists?

A less funny version of this?