OhStopYellingAtMe

If you want to prove a point: Trebuchet them into active volcanoes. It uses no propellant, very little effort, and gets the point across.

If you want to be efficient: Grind them up and use their corpse-meal as compost. Spread them in a field, grow hemp and/or soybeans.

No. Cordial is kool-aid.

Man tries to force feed another man rancid eggs and ham.

Hard to tell if this is parody or not.

That wolf has a spare hand on his shoulder.

Don’t worry everyone, trump has already blamed Biden (somehow) and promised to restock the reserves with stolen oil from Venezuela (somehow).

Hasn’t that always been the endgame for White Christian Nationalists?

He spelled SMEGMA wrong on his hat.

“Ravers, they come up to me with tears in their eyes and they’re crying and they’re saying ”thank you mister president for this yuge pill,” and everybody know it it the biggest most powerful pill. Bigger than Obama Hussein, bigger than lazy sleepy Joe’s pills. My pill-my pill, it might kill you if you eat it, it might make you see things that aren’t there or say things that aren’t true. My lovely beautiful sexually attractive daughter, she took this pill and she saw god. I asked if it was god with a big G god like we all know and love and she said no, it was Tezcatlipoca the great jag-u-ar god of the Mexicans. And they’re communists and criminals down there in Mexican. They don’t eat my pills. My pills they are made from pure gold that we got from Argentina. Where all the best gold comes from. And I hear all the time how great my pills are. They make you see Mexican god. They make you my beautiful daughter. Very attractive my daughter and a bit tooo old now to be dating. These pills will give you a four hour erection. Everyone gets one. An erection. Men. Women. Children. Horses. They all get the erection. Nobody’s left out. Not with my pill.”

Nazis don’t like being called out for their nazism.

They hate what they fear. Deep down they’re all cowards.

Anything is a lubricant if it’s hot enough.

Yeah. I’m not a Boomer I’m GenX, but as I get older I come to realize - poisoning myself with alcohol is becoming more & more appealing. Life sucks.

Well that’s just fuckin stupid.

Oh yeah? How much you wanna bet? ;-)

You don’t click buttons in the physical world. You press buttons. Clicking buttons is something you do on a screen.

Also, as others have mentioned, none of the buttons have genitalia.

A better sign should say:

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PLEASE DO NOT USE YOUR PENIS TO PRESS BUTTONS.

ELEVATOR MONITORED BY VIDEO RECORDING.
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I specifically say penis because I doubt any ladies are hitting the buttons with their ‘nethers. Unless they’re gymnasts, or have crazy prehensile labia. And if they do, more power to ’em.

My cat says she needs a data center.

Where I live, winter means:

• Freezing cold weather.
• Snow/slush/ice/sleet/freezing rain.
• Bad road conditions.
• Cloudy skies.
• No sunshine for days or weeks at a time.
• Cold/flu season.
• Gets dark outside at/before 5pm.

I hate all those things. I love summer because it’s the opposite.

It’s a PS1 game, but still. I loved this game. If I wasn’t playing Twisted Metal 2 then I was playing this.

Do you make obnoxious broad generalizations about every massively diverse country on earth, or just the USA?