Could he BE any higher?

‘This is GREAT News!’

-Meth Dealers

Wasn’t Tony in his 40’s?

Please say Tony was in his 40’s!!!

‘They are so gay they even have vaginas. It’s weird.’

You guys tired of winning yet?

Wow. You’ve given me a lot to think about here.

Hey you wanna maybe grab a drink and talk about it?

‘In my day we learned Web Design in the STREETS!’ -Boomer Spider

Any hot cousins? Maybe just focus on them for now

Fat. Bigly.

Now datsuh spicy Meatuh-Ball!

Who is this guy again?

That’s right! Companies based in Canada better move to the US or face… deportation???

Still, I’m begrudgingly impressed that someone working directly for Hegseth has the technical wherewithal to put together a database.

Same! It’s on the tip of my tongue… or brain as it were

If this is true for you, then you really suck at being a white guy.

Is this what we are calling the President now?

Wow. Cocaine really is bad for you, huh?

Did… did you interview the intern or where they assigned to you?

Trump: The Trump Airport at Nashville you say? I think that Dolly would be grateful.