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Same. When should I expect the bailout to hit my bank account?

Looking forward to the teleoperated robot super soldier army of the future.

Wet the dries! Dry the wets! Yum yum.

I had heard about this, but didn’t expect them to be so dense. It’s a literal hellscape metal forest.

Unfortunately that goes for 99% of once successful studios now. Delightful turn of phrase though.

“People didn’t like when I told them I work for Snitch Inc., so I started telling them I work for Global Warming Accelerator Corp instead. That still didn’t work, so I just lied about my parents dying. Why won’t they like meeeeeee?!”

They should label it “Big Machine”. Everyone likes a BM.

You don’t have to imagine: The Streets

He can’t open his mouth because you’ll see the eyes of the person inside the costume.

🎵I wear my sunglasses at night🎵

Actually the breakfast menu is probably even better because eggs are awesome.

Nuggets are actually probably the best choice on the McDonalds menu for calorie counting. Relatively higher in protein and lower in carbs and fat than most other things on the menu. A sauce pot has 20% of the calories that 6 piece has though, so absolutely should be counting the sauces too (if you are indeed counting).

If you’re counting calories and then restricting yourself to salads only, you’re already approaching it in an unhealthy way. At least from places like McDonalds.

From the context I gather a “conversation instructor” is someone who will provide you with unique anecdotes, which will improve any conversation.

Well there was a Black Mirror episode along those lines which resulted in a worldwide fascist hellscape, so there’s certainly at least one billionaire funding it right now.

Ackshually his name is Remy, so it should really be Retarditouille

Ah, so climate change is real, it’s just caused by piss and piss alone.

I would love to be under there sipping a gin and tonic, but not sure how to get under there without it being topped off with chlorinated water.

Only the salad eaters get the unstoppable diarrea. If you want the flesh eating worms you need to choose the beef.

There is no twerk without werk