I am not a financial advisor, and this is not financial advice.

Maybe you should check how much of your pension is invested where.

It can shock you how much of your money is invested in just 5 stocks.

Then talk to an advisor

I don’t get why they haven’t gone already.

If they don’t get their IPO off before the bubble pops, they might be losing out on a trillion with a capital T

I had trouble with IVPN. They didn’t have many countries/servers, and ended up being blocked.

Currently on ProtonVPN, and seems to be OK so far.

You named it the “Patriot State Freedom Fest”.

What did you expect?

Roger that. Only nuggies and tendies till 8mo.

Quantum computing + AI = ?

"And that’s why today I’m signing into law the Trump Nuclear Act. Some say it’s the greatest law of all time. Very smart people, even smarter AI. Elon tells me this will save billions, and I’m going to increase my dividend, let’s call it the ‘Nucular Peace Dividend’ to honor Bush, I don’t remember which one used to say ‘Nucular’, but I always liked that guy, and it made me think up how to say Chayyyyna.

CNN get out!"

idk, every atom bomb I’ve met has one purpose…

I was thinking about it in terms of a Vikings analogy.

It could be like Ivar the Boneless, or Bjorn Ironside.

But I guess either ways, you end up fucked.

Komrad, I hev meny blekmarket toykens fyor sale.

The umbrellas slow the descent for a soft landing.

Then he has a nice, relaxing cup of tea.

Avoid umbrellas and tea

Your post was created after 2022…

I’m sorry, but sometimes your kink should be shamed.

“This stupid treaty was signed by Lyndon B Johnson. Some say the B stood for ‘Big’. He had a Big Johnson (accordion hands). Not as big as my Johnson. Everyone knows I’m 'uge. Just ask Ivanka. Or Melania. Or Stormy. No don’t ask Stormy, she’s a nasty woman who tells the truth…No! She lies! Nasty, nasty woman!”

It has at least 10 pardons worth of cash and untraceable gems!

The clip of that is one of the most grovelling and cringeworthy things I have ever seen.

I don’t know how Cook can ever look anyone in the eye again

“Tell me, Mr. Anderson, what good is a soul or an Alphabet when you are unable to speak?”

A follow up question, please:

Q: So, what is illegal for an AI firm to do?

Firstmost, curse your lady and the Americas you claim.
Westside on our steeds, come equipped with game.
Ye claim to be a player, but I rode your wife.
We disdain the English, Royalty fucked for life.

Credit: The Right Honorable Tupac Shakur, Earl of the West