Two paragraphs talking about how great you feel about finally getting on the World Wide Web. Include as many typos as possible.

A dozen links to other websites (make sure at most only 2 of them actually work).

Excessive use of the BLINK tag in titles.

Copy and paste some random Ascii art but make sure not to use the right font so nothing aligns properly.

Real Audio music files.

select/start wasn’t technically part of the code, it was just part of the normal game menu required to start the game after entering it.

Best: Tractor engine idling. It’s a nice consistent low rumble that you can feel in the ground even when it’s not that loud. Like being rocked to sleep.

Worst: Somebody building a deck or house nearby. Just when you think the random hammers and nail-guns might be over the racket starts up again. Impossible to sleep through.

Art without STEM is sentimental. STEM without Art is sterile.