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looks up LifeLock

LifeLock is identity theft prevention software, initially sold by the LifeLock company, and now sold by Gen. The software was marketed as NortonLifeLock after 2017 and is also bundled with several Norton 360 products.

Makes sense :P

I’d say it depends on the order they come in. But the principle is sound, especially when combined with negativity bias (evolutionary mechanism).

At least you’re making the traffic flow faster, no?

But then again, 100% of people who don’t climb Everest eventually die, so…

me when I messed up the finger count in a drawing one (1) time:

“So long” is the snake equivalent of “wow, you’re so tall”

Makes sense. It is kinda cute.

Is it for a finger?

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he might already be sleeping with the fishes

Don’t crabs in the wild usually do that? Meaning that he escaped? :D

It’s a warning, not a threat. The crab is not at fault for nor can stop the event.

Good pitch, I like it.

1. Please don’t pollute interstellar space with assholes. It’s bad enough that we filled Earth with them.
2. If I wanted to be efficient, I’d drop them in an active volcano. If I want someone thrown into the Sun, I WANT SOMEONE THROWN INTO THE SUN.

Having only access to Twitter would probably be worse than not having any internet access, tho :P

Surely at least one of these people created something about not being a pretentious asshole?

I’m pretty sure this guy learned nothing from them.

LBTM, rejected instantly.

We already have more productivity than what we know what to do with, and it’s only going to get worse/better (depending on how we handle it).

But yeah, I’d imagine this would be the case and hope we will be able to do more meaningful work in the future.

As long as that high lifespan comes with a high healthspan, it shouldn’t be a problem.

looking terrible because they’re out of their element? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLGSaa72kGg

and then I see the pyramids and realise that a Pizza Hut is nearby.