That’s fair. I’ve been traumatized several times by men doing whatever the fuck they wanted to me so that’s why I’d choose the Nazi polar bear.

Idk tbh. But polar bears can def hunt Nazis

That doesn’t answer my question. But if the bear is a Nazi, I’d still take the bear. 🤷‍♀️

Is the polar bear a Nazi tho

Registered horse names are so fucking stupid aside from the one racehorse I know named Five. That’s his whole registered name which is so short and honestly hilarious. Oh! Potoooooooo is also great.

Man, idek how to fuck around at this point. I’m doing way too much finding out lately.

Lmao my immediate thought was AI when a .NET update broke the Cambria font recently

Who do I contact to rectify this debt

Donkeys are such sweeties. I’ve never met one that hasn’t been a happy, friendly little critter.

Mules are the ones you gotta worry about being total dickheads.

When I first heard about HeeHaw, I legit teared up. Bonds with equines is something different than anything else. I’ve never been closer to any creature, both human and animal, than I have been with my horses. I can’t imagine how devastated HeeHaw’s family is…

This cop deserves to be stripped of everything at the very least. He should go to prison, but I’d settle for him being fired and being unable to own a gun or be a cop ever again.

Yo where do I get those sleeves, dawg

Me when new smart devices are created

This is one of my fave images of all time

Hey! It’s doing a lot better. I still have a headache but that’s to be expected. My neurologist called in some meds to help expedite recovery. I probably shouldn’t be on lemmy, but the boredom was making me anxious and I decided that I needed a lil screentime to distract myself

I have like maybe one drink every six months. Maybe